I'M NOT ALICE MCCORMIC FFS!

Okay, the past few days, I've been getting these phone calls from this "Unknown Number." Some human from the middle east, who goes "Uh, Hello, Uh, is Alice M-m-McCormic there, p-p-lease." I've tried telling them nicely that there is no one by that name at MY cell phone number. So I let the first few calls go by, just telling them "Sorry, wrong number." Yesterday in class, they called and left a voice mail. Myself, thinking it was important, started to freak out thinking something happened with one of my parents so I told the teacher I'd be right back. I went to check it.

"Miss Alice McCormic, please contact me at  41613546846843584 reference number 4546546843874387 thats 654385438543854385438 at reference number 2135435463846387 thank you."

I almost shat.

So I deleted the message and went back to class feeling like a fool. Today, this MORNING actually, when I was SLEEPING, they called again. I got a cold now, and my throat was really sore and I was in a foul mood.. they caught me at a bad time.

"Hello?"

- Weird Ladys voice -  "Hello is Miss Alice McCormic there, please"

"FUCK SAKES, STOPP CALLING ME, THIS IS THE 5TH TIME YOU'VE CALLED IN TWO DAYS AND I'VE KEPT TELLING YOU THERE IS NO ONE BY THE NAME OF ALICE MCCORMIC AT THIS NUMBER. Now please, do me a favor, STOP FUCKING CALLING."

"Sorry sir, are you sure Miss McCormic isn't there?"

- ARE THEY DAFT?!

"How do I put this politely.. DO NOT CALL ME BACK!"

I was in no mood to deal with them.. I'm sick, miserable, and I just lost it... sucks to be the woman on the other side of the phone.. woops.

Anyways, I might post again when I have a legitemate topic to talk about.

LOVE,

Kyle.

Don't hate me. D:

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY.

Not really.

Sorry my dear ones. I've been HELLISH busy the last few days, and will continue to be until Friday after work. Tomorrow I'm going to a dance, so I'll be busy.

I PROMISE BY SATURDAY THERE WILL BE A GOOD POST FROM YOURS TRULY.

I love you.

Kyle.

Costumer Service FKING FAILURES.

I'm sorry. I've been attending to my life the past few days. [http://Katastrophic365.blogspot.com/] I'm not sure what I'd like to talk about, really.

I think I've thought about everything, my addiction to Facebook.. to Youtube.. to life. Hmm, is an addiction to an online community sane? What do you think?

I've recently discovered I'm addicted to Facebook. I'm on facebook everyday. I'll be in class, and when the teacher isn't looking, I'M ON FACEBOOK. It's unhealthy? Yes.. shit happens.

What can I talk about... oh, prepare for this, young ones.

I have a little story I'd like to let you in on, since I have nothing else to rant about.

December 3rd, 2008 I went to AML Communications/ Rogers and got my LG Vu. All was well and good, until the phone became a piece of shit. I hate it. Anyways, I went back to Rogers, and they said "Let us check if you've gone over 30 minutes.."

WHAT?!

What !? 30 minutes ?! What about 30 minutes? They neglected to tell me when I got my phone; in order to take it back, I had to be under 30 minutes talk time & under 30 days. Do you think the f--kface told me that? NO, he didn't. So I asked him, well since you f--ked up, what am I suppoed to do about this phone? ( I didn't really say that.) He goes "Well, we can exchange it." Okay, "We'll have one shipped in, and we'll call you."

I go in a few days later after I get the phone call.

"Hi, I'm here to get my phone replaced, please?"
Rep - "Uhm, I can't do that. You're over your thirty days, and the young guy who processed you forgot to do the paper work."

BACK THE F- UP!

"What am I supposed to do?!"
"There is nothing we can do for you sir, sorry."

You want to see a heated Kyle, oh damn, not pretty. I walked out, steam fuming from my ears, let me tell you.

Tonight, I went to Rogers. [A DIFFERENT STORE,]  and this guy, who is obviously expierenced was there to greet me. He helped me out, I've been inquiring on the iPhone. I've been saving my money forever. I got paid tonight and I have well over $300 now. So I go in, and he basically said nicely that the other store that I want too, were always f-ing people over, so he was glad to help me.

He goes through all this stuff, and he can't find away around their screw up, so I can't even resign MY contract to get the iPhone for $199. Otherwords, I can't get it at ALL. So, he tried for like 30 minutes, then goes "alright, I'm going to call my superiors, and I'm going to try and get this figured out for you, I'll give you a call tomorrow."

THAT, is how costumer service should be people. I believe his name was Jon, or something.

JOHN, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING A DECENT REPRESENTITIVE AND ACTUALLY DOING WHAT A ROGERS REP IS SUPPOSED TO DO. Thank you.

I guess there is some hope I'll get my iPhone soon enough.

So, I'm sure you've interprited[spelling? jesus, I can't spell tonight.] that I do not recomend AML COMMUNICATIONS TO ANYONE. Go to the Rogers Video Retailer, they're way better.

Now that you're bored shitless.

GOOD BYE, m'love.

Kyle.

Hello, dearest.

RANTS

Do you enjoy them?

SHOULD I VLOG THEM?

Let me know.

I might just start vlogging.

And regular blogging, obviously.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Let me know!

LEAVE A COMMENT YEE!

Or email me,

mrkatastrophic@yahoo.ca

Eh, either or! :]

THANKS.

LOVE,

YOURS TRULY,

KYLE.

F*** MY LIFE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not really.

Today, I went through my normal routine, then I got a text message. "Yeah, I'm not going to school today."

MY DRIVE, texts me 10 after 8. I have to be out of the house at 8:30 to get the bus. I almost SHAT. Thanks Melissa, :P

Anyway, I got to the bus stop to find Kate on her iPhone. She was looking up these things and laughing her ass off... so I decided to be nosey and check it out. It came to my attention that she was reading Fuck my Life's. Let me see if I can find a few for you..

"Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I almost shat my pants laughing.

Anyway, there are multipal of these on this website. I read them all day in classes on my phone. Have to love mobile browsing. It was intense... the class would be quiet and I'd start laughing m'ass off.

Great day everyone

THATS IT FOR NOW.

Bye.

Love Kyle. :]

My bad, forgot the website. Bahaha.

Here it is: http://fmylife.com/

ENJOY LITTLE ONES.

YouTube // Vlogging

Good morning, loved ones.

I cannot express to you how much I enjoy writing these blogs. I put quite the amount of effort into writing them.. (Maybe I should apply that skill to my school work?) I find when I get on a topic, I can rant forever. I enjoy it. I truly do. I'm wondering if I should start vlogging. I think I'd like too. I'd continue this blog, but also vlog, eh? I watch all these great people on YouTube, expressing themselves. They all do such a wonderful job.. I guess my problem is I just don't know where to start.. hmm..

I have a few close friends who vlog/ do videos for youtube quite often. I've asked them, but they don't really know how to explain how they make these vlogs and movies. They just have ideas come to their heads and then they bring them to life. I wonder if I'd be good at that?

Do you enjoy watching people on youtube? I sure do. I look at them and go, "Damn, they have quite a talent for that.. I wonder where they aquired it from... ?" It blows me away that these days people are not afraid to express themselves. I'm truly thinking about doing just that. I mean, I blog and everything, but blogging and vlogging are two different things.

In blogging, you can be very descriptive; very deep in detail with your choice of words. When vlogging, you can be even more artistic and descriptive! You can show your style in your videos, via visual effects, or sound effects. Bring real life to your story. People who do that absolutely amaze me. I have to say I do have a couple preferences.

One of my main preferences on youtube is the 5AwesomeGays(Clickhurr). They always have so much fun when making their videos! Last week was mid-age week.. quite amusing, but my favorite week so far was two weeks ago when they did musical week. It was so great! Tyler[Friday]'s video was pretty amazing, as was Joe[Thursday]'s. Either way, I thought they were all good.

My second favorite is Davey Wavey(Clickhurr). He is so creative, and deep within his topics. He normally talks about things that are related with gay, lesbian, bisexual, trangendered, etc. He also does some music, which I find highly enteraining. I encourage you ALL to go and watch them, (Even if you're not gay, bi, or transgendered.) I enjoy watching them all.

If you want too, you can check out my Youtube (link to the right(That's > way, in case you're directionally impared. ♥)) I don't have much on it, just a few videos of randomness, nothing real... yet.

Hmm.. so I guess that's all I have for you right now. Thanks for reading.

Love.

Kyle.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

NOT.

What a stupid day. This is just me posting a quick post, and I hope you have a fabulous February 14th.

HAPPY FEBRUARY THE FOURTEENTH

Not valentines day. Ugh.

LOVE.

Kyle.

HAHAHAHAHA, Brandon.

KEEP IN MIND, HE WAS NOT PLESURING HISMELF.

That's what he says, anyways. ;)

LOL. Brandon and I were on webcam, and he was talking on the phone or writing something down on a piece of paper... and I was like.. hmm.. I could use this to my advantage.

So.. here is my advantagness skills. 

Brandon.. doing things.
[Writing on a piece of paper.]
INTERPERATE THIS AS YOU WILL

I thought it was funny. BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

Keep in mind, Brandon is straight with a girlfriend. Sorry Boi's.

That's my post.  Enjoy loved ones.

Kyle.

In regards to below...

I KNOW WHO CREATED THE SONG NOW, AND THE VIDEO IS AMAZING.

Just like I had imagined it... progress of the future.

Thanks Brandon for sending me the link to the original, greatly appreciated!

.. stupid Youtube disabled embedding for the video, but here is a link you guys can view it with!

CLICK HERE !

Do it.

His name is Fatboy Slim.

It's amazing.

Enjoy it, loved ones.

Kyle.

Inspiration.

I have this song, in my iTunes. I don't know who it's by, becuase I stole it from a YouTube video. I found the music just so, inspiring. Like, I've listened to it at least 50 times in the last week or so(I checked iTunes, 46 ;]). I don't know what there is about this audio, but it moves me. I don't know where, I don't know how.. it just does.

'What is this Video, and this song?' You're asking. Well, let me post it for you, then I'll elaberate.

Okay, I'm now watching this video as I type. Even though I've heard the song, and read the facts a billion times, I'm still moved. It has my attention with a grasp. I mean, a fact like "If you're 1 in a million in China, there are 1300 people JUST like you." I found this amazing. 200 MILLION users on Myspace. I mean, who knew that Myspace would be the 5th biggest country in the world? I sure didn't. Who knew that technology was becoming so advanced, so quick? I knew that it was soon going to be smarter than human species, but who knew how soon it would become? 

Text messages, yes, I'm a frequent texter. Nasty habbit I know, but who knew that the amount of text messages sent in a day exceeds the total population of the planet? HOLY SHIT! What is this world coming too?

BY 2049 A 1000$ COMPUTER WILL EXCEED THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE HUMAN SPECIES, holy shit people. That's 40 years away. That's it! Most of you reading this blog will most likely be alive by that time. I find this just so, inspiring. Like, it makes me want to do something.. now. Just, I don't know!

What are we going to be telling our grandkids? [If you ever have grandkids.] "Yeah, you see that fancy touchscreen keyboard? Mhm, WE HAD TO TOUCH THE BUTTONS OURSEVES!" - Marika Horechuk . But honestly, that's a fact! What is this world coming to; it's becoming to technologically advanced, too fast. 

Anyways, I guess what I'm trying to get at is that the song in that video, is so, inspiring. I don't know yet why it's so inspiring.. but it is. Call me crazy, but that's how I'm feeling.

So, Happy Friday the 13th, I'm going,

Love;

Kyle.